In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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