everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm at about main and main street
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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