Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so let's talk penis.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We need to get me chipped asap
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize