I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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