I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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