i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Did you just see the Batmobile???
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
