Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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