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(858): View more from California

You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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(908): View more from New Jersey

no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

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(516): View more from New York

There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

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(434): View more from Virginia

KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.

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(239): View more from Florida

Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs

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