So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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