YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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