i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Let's get the cat blown out
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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