I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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