Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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