dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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