He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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