i just wanna soil my oats bro
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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