This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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