Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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