I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I think my moral compass just broke
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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