that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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