508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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