I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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