i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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