whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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