I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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