You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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