Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
