i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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