The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
This toilet bowl is my home.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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