no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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