OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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