This is not my ceiling
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
