just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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