Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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