cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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