I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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