after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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