Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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