He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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