This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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