So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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