so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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