capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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