he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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