I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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