Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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