Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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