hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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