just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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