so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My balls are so social today.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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