Sponge bath it is.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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