I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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